This is like that painting-on-knotty-pine you fall unaccountably in love with at a flea market en route to your summer house.
You really want it for your kitchen, but can’t decide if it’s worth the $10. If you don’t buy it, you regret it for the rest of the summer. If you do buy it, you regret it for the rest of your life.

Fun, as usual! Love it.